Solving Environmental Catastrophes - part 3

This is Part 3 of my humble endeavour to give ideas in solving Global Environmental Catastrophes.
I gave some solutions with respect to the Leh Floods, the Pakistan deluge, the China mudslides and floods, and the Russian wildfires.

Now, here's turning to the Gulf Well Oil Spillage Crisis. Here are my ideas:

First and foremost, people have to be told through Public Broadcasting System not to panic, and to be told that it is a natural catastrophe over which Mankind has no hand. To be more precise, it is an Act of Nature.

Volunteers in cleaning up the oil spill can be given special incentive. This can be in the form of a contest. The person who cleans up the most oil-smattered ecological debris in a plastic bag gets the highest prize.

Research into oil-eating bacteria.

The plug is capped. So, this is a great thing. Since it has been capped on mid-July, there is little chance of more oil spilling.

Innovative sensors can be put to check on the cap. These can be pressure-sensors attached to the cap. Reason is : If the oil starts to surge up, the pressure-sensors can gauge any upcoming oil spill.

Residual oil spill can be tracked by looking at the thermohaline Gulf Stream convective ocean current. The way in which the oil will be moving can be tracked in advance.

I will be writing about 7-8 articles on Environmental Disaster Management if my Net connection stays o.k.

A Question for Google

A "select *.* from *.*" within the Google Search Box
yielded in 25,270,000,000 results

A the typed in the Google Search Box
yielded 11,640,000,000 results

I don't know, but could the first universal SQL search query be a glitch that Google should correct ?

Dunno, but my sixth sense says more refined SQL string searches can pull up internal Google databases on which the very foundation of Google rests.

A Puzzle for Google itself

What Ankit Fadia thought yesterday,

Google thinks today.

But then if Ankit's hypothesis was right on spot.

Google's future also might be in a tight spot.

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I'm not going to provide the answer to this though, 'cuz I'm having quite a downslide in my revenues -)